Watch Jon Stewart Fail to Soothe Trump's Ego on 'Colbert'


When it was Stewart's turn to say something positive, he ran into a bit of trouble coming up with exactly what to say. "And he ended that tweet by saying, 'should we get equal time?' I know that one: no". "Given the choice between having hot lava poured into my pee hole and Donald Trump being president..."

However, he completely lost it when Colbert brought up Trump's freaky (read: disturbing) "calm before the storm" quote. However, the former Daily Show host inevitably struggled with to say anything more laudatory than, "Donald Trump is not a cannibal". You'll find out? Oh, will Trump give humanity the rose? "I choose the latter". When Colbert mentioned the tweet in which the president called for "equal time" on talk shows, Stewart - after being told by Colbert to "be positive" - took a few moments to think.

And it was back over to Stewart, who looked a little more prepared for his next platitude.

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Colbert mocked Trump again and then Stewart chimed in. "I'm in the groove now", he began.

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In the end, it was hard for Stewart to show anything but disdain for the president after Colbert showed footage of Trump ominously calling a photo opportunity with military leaders the "calm before the storm".

"What the f*ck is wrong with this guy?" This is all the storm. He then added, "What kind of sociopath would use that terminology when people are still cleaning up from literal storms?"

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