"Man, when you get a "Bye, Felicia" from Robin Roberts, you know you suck", Che says after a clip of Roberts' diss of the ex-Apprentice contestant plays (echoing a much re-tweeted tweet from earlier in the week).
Baldwin's character went on to decorate his Christmas "loser tree" with the "haters and losers" he "destroyed this year".
While "Weekend Update" host Che discussed Omarosa's turbulent, full-throated firing from the White House - replete with Omarosa firing off a string of high-decibel vulgarities and profanities at her executioner, General Kelly - Jones came out as Omarosa to put some rumors to an end. Next up, Sarah Huckabee Sanders (played by Aidy Bryant), who hangs ornaments of former White House press secretary Sean Spicer and former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci- two people "whose mangled corpses I stepped over to get this job", Bryant says. Trump asked Ivanka, referring to husband Jared Kushner.
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"I chose disgraced Federal Bureau of Investigation director James Comey", McKinnon's Conway said, holding an ornament with Comey's face on it.
While all of this is happening, Omarosa Manigault is banging on the White House windows, begging Trump to take her back one last time.
The Trump boys then emerged (Alex Moffat and Mikey Day) to produce a bevy of other former White House employees and introduce "Elf on a Shelf" Jeff Sessions (McKinnon, again), a tiny, red spandex-adorned sprite on the mantel over the fireplace.
"Hey!" she shouted. "Let me in!"
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But maybe because of a lack of experience we have made mistakes, and we have paid for that. I think the fans appreciate that".
"He's packing a go-bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives", Johansson replied. "What would you like to have for Christmas?" Baldwin's Trump asks where her husband, Jared Kushner, is and she says he is "packing a go-bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives".
"Doug Jones has become the first Democrat to win a Senate seat in Alabama in over 20 years", Jost noted, at the sexual misconduct allegations against Jones" Republican opponent. "We got to cut off the head to kill the snake".
"Merry Christmas", Cecily Strong's Melania Trump began.
The sketch ended with one more appearance by Omarosa.
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She is then programmed to embark on a mission to grab a piece of Trump's hair.